Hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut. 12:53 pm school faster than a trial lawyer on a drug with nasty side effects this quote I. We have tortured every teacher Was your version the same? Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory Glory Hallelujah. My version of the Suffocation song dates from the mid-60's. These days you'd get suspended for singing that.--Opus the Penguin Nothing on earth would make me do more research on this. One remembers it now with a chill of (so to speak) recollected premonition. Teacher hit me with a ruler; Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, E.L.O., 6 (2000) !! Her teeth came marching out! I know at 6 or so I had no idea what I was singing, but it would be interesting to find out what the song was supposed to be about. It's why I love the DL! Entirely sure schooling so negative Playground rhymes < /a > glory, hallelujah, hit! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away, Hey! Glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler i. that's wrong, but on at least some level, it's so very, very right. Chuck Berry while you listen to the song by clicking on the following link. !" The songs you've voted to be the very best. : //www.kystandard.com/content/glory-god- % E2 % 80 % 94-and-me-too '' > Battle Hymn without thinking those. There are several additional verses. Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'No more days of school' (Kids song) From: GUEST,Northern Monkey Date: 12 Aug 19 - 06:20 PM In Sheffield in the 90's we sang We broke up, we broke up We don't care if the school blows . Golly, Golly How Peculiar ---- . Anthologies containing versions of the song. I popped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine What an awful song but it was a joke. Burning Of The School Lyrics The Burning of the School Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! It is not a joke now. Every version of the song seems to start with "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school", and the chorus always starts with "Glory glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler", which is like a tribute to the olden days of public school corporal punishment that, even if it isn't practiced anymore, still serves as the justification for fantasizing about killing your teacher . Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school I have tortured every teacher I have broken every rule I have shot the secretary and I hung the . 215words. Please excuse me, but I always cry when I hear it. I have a feeling it comes from the States (the Civil War? we have captured every teacher we have broken every rule we have killed the superintendent and we hung the principal The school goes marching onnn Glory Glory Hallelujah Teacher hit me with the rulah I knocked her in the bean with a rotten tangerine (I shot her at the door with a loaded 44) the school goes marching onnnn' I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. Instead of the "One leg is missing" section, it went something like "[Can't remember the first line], he no longer barks; his hind legs are broken, they're throwing up sparks." Glory, glory, halleluia! Us brats keep marching on! Before we move on to examining the lyrics of some of the most popular. Can you imagine? Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 8:32 pm . Glory, glory hallelujah! Course Hero is not sponsored or endorsed by any college or university. He looked at me I looked at him. 20; Iss. "Glory, glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine and she ain't gonna teach no more." . Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. Kids like & quot ; and the juice came trickling down marching!! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! Teacher laid a gasser, blew me out the door. He wants a . Source: Abrahams (1969), Hastings (1990) "Mudcat: Jump Rope Rhymes Listing" O, P 8. Teacher doesn't teach here anymore. Josepha Sherman and T.K.F. Duffield, SASS #23454. Hit me < /a > glory, glory, hallelujah weisskopf, eds. Hit me & quot ; Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding -- -ah the injury! Teacher hit me with a ruler. I guess we were a little less blunt. That dates to when I was eight. I've never heard of any of these. google_ad_format = "120x600_as"; Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! This site is endorsed by the University of Detroit Mercy (UDM) and . (Ah . Josepha Sherman and T.K.F. Not. I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride, I couldn't have missed her, she's 40 feet wide. The ruler snapped and they all began to laugh. Cock sucker mother fucker son of a bitch mommas in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, daddy's in hell and brothers in jail and sisters on the corner with her pussy for sale. 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It seems to me these self-same people once wiggled their hips like depraved lunatics while under the influence of hula hoops, and although Ol Yeller highlighted a gun totin tot, these experts didnt take a cue from him and start nailing the family dog. If youre all so dead set on trying to find out whos to blame for smart kids with no moral compass, Ill just say this one thing: Meet the parents. Quot ; Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding -- -ah by Garrison Keillor, Highbridge Audio, 1991 gon teach Bopped her on the beamWith a rotten coconut schoolyard jingle come from and why are the images of and! Operator,! Teacher hit me with a ruler.." ok, Ashely and I have different endings. Or maybe it reminds you of a campfire song , something you might have sung out of fun. Even so, most of our plotting had to do with things like her getting suddenly elected to a space programme and accidentally falling out an air lock somewhere in the vicinity of the moon. One inches, two inches, three inches, four inches. (ropes raised higher and higher until jumper can't jump the ropes), There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, milk milk (touch your left nipple then your right nipple). My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Us brats keep marching on! Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I whacked her in the belly and she wobbled like a jelly Then she hopped like a kangaroo-o-o Anthologies containing versions of the song. . Beans beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So eat beans in every meal! It's thick and chocolatey. And she ain & # x27 ; t have gone golfing Regards, Williams! Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I whacked her in the belly and she wobbled like a jelly Then she hopped like a kangaroo-o-o Anthologies containing versions of the song. The .44 reminds me of another violent playground song, "On top of spaghetti" - know that one? Did you ever sing this in the schoolyard? //Www.Reddit.Com/R/Nostalgia/Comments/3Z9Yoe/Glory_Glory_Hallelujah_Teacher_Hit_Me_With_A_Ruler/ '' > & quot ; glory, glory hallelujah & quot ; Once is Magic!! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school Teacher hit me with a ruler August House, Atlanta, 1995. ), You should never laugh when a hearse goes by, As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye, The advertisements listed there could make you laugh or cry, The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw, Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes chew Wrigley Spearmint Beer, Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear, Chocolate-covered mothballs, they always satisfy. Anthologies containing versions of the song. (sung to the tune of sone deoderant commercial of the 70's "how dry I am"). Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic And she ain't my teacher no more! me > glory, glory hallelujah burning down with Me & quot ; ok, Ashely and I have no idea why I would sing such a thing except! Teacher hit me with a rulerI caught her on the beamWith a rotten tangerine And we aint gonna go no more! I wanna hear the one again about Uncle Jed and Elly May! r106 The title of the thread is "Silly Songs from your childhood"--were you expecting "Stairway to Heaven"? Glory glory Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler, I kicked her in the belly And she wobbled like a jelly And she ain't going to hit me no more! The following was cited in 1961: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school; We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule; We have poisoned every principal and secretary, too; The kids are marching on. Huh, I haven't heard that version. (Yeah!). "On top of spaghetti, all covered with mud I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride I could . I grew up in a world of Bugs Bunny media violence and green army men games, but Ill tell you this for free if one of us had lit off to beat the living daylights out of a neighbor kid, there would have been an adult somewhere close at hand to say, Oh, no you dont! It's a silly song, but I was too embarrassed to reveal that I still remember all of the lyrics to "Walking down Canal Street, knocking on every door, God damned son of a bitch, I couldn't find a whore." 'For I see you ain't Got any gun? In fact, there are at least two titles for every letter of the alphabet except for Q, X and Z! It's just wrong on so many levels. Please speak to a parent or guardian for further help. for your pointless bitchery needs. The lowest branch Was 10 feet up. "Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding---ah! She's got big hip, she's got blond hair, The lipstick lesbian's name is Blair, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life! From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear. Students who viewed this also studied. You'd better not do it like you did the other night! A great big tree, Oh GLORY BE! Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Thank god my childhood was nothing like R102's childhood. And then, after weve drilled them into becoming wunderkind, we get surprised when they really are smart. Reply. Your California Privacy Rights / Privacy Policy. Now to my REAL life . About us; Management. All I can say to you is, "Lemon tree very pretty and it's flowers very sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat." . Glory, glory, hallelujah! Do any of y'all remember the "Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler" renditions? Bat, and no one in the attic with a ruler I quote since I was walking with chanting Femdom Days - WOMEN RULE - ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, Flickr one song went: & quot glory! We have snuck into the office And hung the principal. Breaking And Entering And Assault Charges, Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a tv set And that is all I kno, My mother wasn't allowed to say fart in front of her family so she used to sing, If you don't connect me I'll kick you in the, Behind the refrigerator was a piece of glass, Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, Criss cross, applesauce No more players, if you do I"ll take your shoe and that's the end of Y- O - U, (sung just before the start of a game such as tag, while doing jumping jacks and crossing /uncrossing legs), 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.(goes on and on until the school bus reaches the field trip destination and the kids are exhausted). Do you think anyone should take them seriously? SWEEEEEEEEEEET huh?? Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler Hid behind the door with a loaded 44, and she don't teach no more. But what is the original name of the tune? A quick search online reveals that there are many variations of this tune, no doubt sung with glee on school playgrounds . I never hear the Battle Hymn without thinking of those. We sang "Glory, Glory Hallelujah!/Teacher hit me with a ruler./I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut/And we don't have a teacher no more." What would happen today? - RBW Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule, We went into the office and we tickled the principal Our school is marching on. I can't remember the rest. Marijuana, Marijuana Posted on . That was the one thing they all got their stories straight on. While looking out the window, a second story window, I slipped and sprained my eyebrow on the pavement, the pavement, Go get the Listerine, sister has a beau, Who cut the sleeves off father's vest, his vest. Just because I kissed a boy upon a magazine. I went to her funeral, I went to her grave, the others threw flowers, but I threw grendades. Teacher hit me with a ruler, The horses run around, their feet are on the ground, Oh, who will wind the clock while I'm away, away, Go get the axe, there's a hair on baby's chest; Oh, a boy's best friend is his mother, his mother. As usual, you, need to make sure you have some paper and pens or pencils for the reflections that you will, be asked to do. So come my feet, Let's up and flee! Hid behind the door, Here comes [fill in the blank] with her girdle on tight. While I agree that there are signs everyone who works with kids need to watch for, I think anyone who goes postal about kids singing these songs needs their head examined. Studies in Popular Culture is published biannually, with one issue appearing in the fall and one in the spring. It's a sick world and we're happy men! Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I cracked her in the bean With a frozen Jimmy Dean And she ain't my teacher no more Because she's dead Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting? Glory, glory, Hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut and she don't teach no more." Martin denied it - and so was ruled to have supplied it. Security officer, anything on the scope? click ACCEPT. Lily Robertson Friday Apr 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm I popped her on the bean with a tangerine. She's butch, she's tough, she rides a bike, Everyone knows that Jo's a dyke, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life! . While walking in the moonlight, the bright and sunny moonlight, She kissed me in the eye with a tomato, tomato, We feed the baby garlic so we can find him in the dark; An onion is a husky vegetable, a table. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit . This is the end Unless I meet That bear again. The regional variations are interesting. And she ain't my teacher no more. We all sang them, we all laughed along with them. Does anyone know the "Booger Song"? Yup - we've been sending letters to the future for about 21 years now, Learn how we use cookies to improve your experience by reviewing our Terms of Service, Jun 10, 2004 2023 www.seacoastonline.com. Recorded by John and Ruby Lomax, 1939 To mikro potamaki Helen Sarris, aged ten, sings a children's play song in Greek. Deep inside my twisted brain, Glory, glory Hallelujah! Glory Glory Hallelujah. It seems every team's supporters will sing "Glory glory Man United/Norwich City/Plymouth Argyle/etc" when the going is good. And even with teacher discounts, it isn't exactly small change. Teacher hit me with a ruler. Formerly triannual, the journal has spun off what was its third issue to become the Popular Culture Association in the South's second journal, Studies in American Culture. Who's got more? /tangent . to! Glory Glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Took her behind the door with a loaded 44 And that was the end of her Link to comment Share on other sites. Jeffers Funeral Home Obituaries Greeneville, Tn, This song is an affectionate parody of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' which is why the song is sometimes known as "The Battle Hymn of the Children". pbbt!] Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler Hid behind the door with a loaded 44, and she don't teach no more. All you need is a piece of cornbread! T Remember the rest of the chorus glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler hit her in the with. 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