No words to describe it. That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Privacy Policy. Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" What is the best toothpaste in the world? R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. Literally. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute. Sure, right, yeah. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! Always fast forward or change the channel. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. Like he knows what lasagna is. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent @Zamaswati_M. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. Yeah thanks guys. The Pharma commercials are taking over the airwaves. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. - they must be throwing millions at them. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. Such a stupid commercial. Yes it is!". I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. Build a Bright Future With Us. So radical!". Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. Just slap 'em! He must have zero T-cells left. I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. The girl and her mother should have been shown enjoying the gift and together waving thanks to the mother. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. I worked in advertising 30 years. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. I wish they'd stop playing it. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. I live on the East Coast. There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. . They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. "So we're dancing now? Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. Humbug! The commercial is just plain weird. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? May he just needs to open them. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. for your pointless bitchery needs. The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! )\rCleaner breath. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. Like oh yay! The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. WTF! You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. WTF? So again hes alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! Definitely, R14!! The brand identified six Gen Z Americans who came up with Optimism in Action community projects, meant to spark hope and optimism in others. What is the rating for the movie Old School? I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Really? Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy. It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. So I work work work every day. Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. Kevin yells back, what! Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! Colgate Smile. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. It really pisses me off. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. And the bizarre ad for one of those doordash type delivery services. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. R59 Yes, I am. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. WTF? I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. Find your smile power and pass. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! In another spot, part of the campaign, the brand celebrates real people who have the courage and resilience to share their smile with others despite challenges they may be facing and encourages you to be the reason someone smiles today and pass your smile power on. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. ALL those ads are really annoying. Those just make me sad. The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. Lost them to or he drove them to? ANYTHING for yooooou! . [quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites Oh Girl.. I'm tired of the ads for Untuckit.com, featuring the founder of the company acting as if his decision to create shirts designed to be worn untucked was a stunning breakthrough and a gift to mankind akin to curing cancer. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have Dakota Chad Smith voicing the commercial doesnt phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo. Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. He shills so much stuffwhy? The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. WTF? Talk about dated. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! Published It's fucking January, not the holiday season. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. THANKFULLY. Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". Ive got bills Ive got to pay. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. 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